爆笑笑话如果生活欺骗了你，不要悲伤，不要心急，反正明天也一样
1. 一定要记住那些陪你聊到深夜的人，就是因为他们，才让你熬夜导致黑眼圈那么重，皮肤这么差的。
1、Be sure to remember those who chat with you late at night, it is because of them, so that you stay up late to cause dark circles so heavy, so bad skin。
2. 谈恋爱应该处处让着男朋友，让他做饭，让他洗碗，让他洗衣，让他赚钱，女生呢就辛苦一点，负责吃，负责喝，负责买买买。
2、In a relationship, you should let your boyfriend do all the cooking, the dishes, the laundry, and the money. Girls, uh, work harder, eat, drink and buy。
3. 怎么形容自己的厨艺，烧得一手好厨房，说起来你可能还不信，是锅先动的手。
3、How to describe their own cooking, cooking a good kitchen, speaking of you may not believe that the pot started the hand。
4. 对今天解决不了的事情，也不要着急。因为明天也可能还是解决不了。
4、Don’t worry about what you can’t solve today. Because tomorrow, it might not work out。
5. 同学帮我补习了三个月，终于，他的成绩也降下来了。
5、My classmates helped me study for three months, and finally, his grades came down。
6. 长得好看点的人人生可能是传记，可能是小说，可能是散文。而你，只能是个段子。
6、A good-looking life can be a biography, a novel, or an essay. You, on the other hand, are a joke。
7. 别说你一无所长，熬夜玩手机你是一把。
7、Kill. Don’t tell me you’re not good at anything. You stay up all night playing with your phone。
8. 说起我男朋友的优点，总结起来就是五个字：会挑女朋友。
8、Talking about the merits of my boyfriend, I can sum up in five words: can pick a girlfriend。
9. 我一在强调做人要低调，可你们非要给我掌声和尖叫。
9、I’m trying to keep a low profile here, and you’re giving me applause and screaming。
10. 你走了真好，不然总担心，你要留下来吃饭。
10、I’m glad you’re gone. I was afraid you’d stay for dinner。
